You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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