How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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