i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
people are starting to question the shark bite story
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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