he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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