Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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