brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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