is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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