I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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