I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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