Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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