Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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