he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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