do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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