Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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