HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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