my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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