so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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