Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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