Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
