oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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