bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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