Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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