Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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