Apparently you make a good broom.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You need a sexual gate keeper
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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