Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We don't watch enough power rangers
50% drunk capacity currently
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
