You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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