whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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