it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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