So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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