drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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