hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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