the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Is Oprah even human
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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