i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we made out on top of his cat.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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