It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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