Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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