So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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