Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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