just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
