I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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