the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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