so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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