You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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