Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
