I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
