you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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