You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
True college students do jello shots in the library
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