the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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