I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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