O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
The power of my boobs compel you
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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