The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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