Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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