so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
