There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I didn't notice because vodka
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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