she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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